a: do you like my group I created on facebook
???
to make us famous?
p: YES
we just need to design the blog
a: i know
p: that's the only thing missing
and kent frowns upon us
a: you're the web designer...
p: crapness
a: why?
p: i dunno
...
i assume he does
since it's not designed
a: oh...you don't ACTUALLY know then....?
p: no
a: right
p: but my kent-bobble head nods with disappointment
a: well, we can't have the big bear of a Kent frowning down on us...
...cause he's God.
p: haha
a: I want one
p: I made it out of silly putty
Thursday, January 1, 2009
happy new years
a: I just now realized T am going to be COMPLETELY ALONE for new years...
cause both my roomies are going to be gone and I made NO plans...
p: ...
time to make out with strangers
a: whatever, I'll just drink a bunch of wine and pass out
p: hobos
a: no hobos
p: hobos are people too
a: only in desperation...
or amazing acts of drunkeness
cause both my roomies are going to be gone and I made NO plans...
p: ...
time to make out with strangers
a: whatever, I'll just drink a bunch of wine and pass out
p: hobos
a: no hobos
p: hobos are people too
a: only in desperation...
or amazing acts of drunkeness
Monday, December 29, 2008
Slutty Sisters
a: have you been to cb2.com?
marimekko badding...
p: noooo?
a: GO! NOW!
p: i'm there
a: crate and barrel's cheaper, sluttier sister...
but still classy
p: ooo
do like the slutty sisters
a: yeah...it's easier to pay for what you get...
p: ...
sluts are rad!
marimekko badding...
p: noooo?
a: GO! NOW!
p: i'm there
a: crate and barrel's cheaper, sluttier sister...
but still classy
p: ooo
do like the slutty sisters
a: yeah...it's easier to pay for what you get...
p: ...
sluts are rad!
Hookers are Cool
p: npz
a: wow...is it sad that i knew that you were saying there even though i've never seen that chat acronym before...
or whatever they're called
p: lol
no
what's sadder is one time i was talking to some girl and she wrote something like
'asldkfsffj'
and i was like
'away sorry lying down kinda... etc'
a: omg...
p: yea
she was like
...
you've been online for too long
a: haha
no kidding
p: and i was like
SHUTTUP I'M COOL
a: you are paul....you are cool....
p: that's what I pay the hookers to tell me
a: wow...is it sad that i knew that you were saying there even though i've never seen that chat acronym before...
or whatever they're called
p: lol
no
what's sadder is one time i was talking to some girl and she wrote something like
'asldkfsffj'
and i was like
'away sorry lying down kinda... etc'
a: omg...
p: yea
she was like
...
you've been online for too long
a: haha
no kidding
p: and i was like
SHUTTUP I'M COOL
a: you are paul....you are cool....
p: that's what I pay the hookers to tell me
Sephora Salesman
p: i once was working at sephora
and this girl came in and i showed her the edible body glitter
she didn't believe me
but when i showed her it tasted like sugar, she was amazed
then...
i showed her the edible eye glitter
and she promptly ate it
however, it was not edible
and her tongue was covered with glitter
and it was way funny
a: omg
p: it was a friend though
so, it was kinda alright
a: your the worst salesman ever...
im never buying cosmetics from you cause im sure you will convince me, somehow, to eat it....
and i will fall for your ploy
p: because
...
i am evil
DUN DUN DUNnnnn
a: yes, very.
and this girl came in and i showed her the edible body glitter
she didn't believe me
but when i showed her it tasted like sugar, she was amazed
then...
i showed her the edible eye glitter
and she promptly ate it
however, it was not edible
and her tongue was covered with glitter
and it was way funny
a: omg
p: it was a friend though
so, it was kinda alright
a: your the worst salesman ever...
im never buying cosmetics from you cause im sure you will convince me, somehow, to eat it....
and i will fall for your ploy
p: because
...
i am evil
DUN DUN DUNnnnn
a: yes, very.
Eat Your Bath Products
p: so, i'm only buying origins facial products now
and i realized
"am i rich now"
i'm not really
but i figure buying stuff from there qualifies
but only facial products
...i still buy dove bar soap.
a: hahahaha
omg, my family and i were just talking about origins stuff on xmas....
p: lol
SOO expensive
and the facial wash burns your eyesssss
a: yeah, that and aveda....but i totally love aveda stuff...
p: i was freaking out and crying and shit
marianne couldn't stop laughing
yeaaaaa
a: I can't stop laughing
haha
hahahhahha
i can just picture you...
lol
frickin hilarious
p: yeaaa
it's like getting maced
but i did it to myself
it kinda sucked
...
but yea
i'm all about origins
even though it does blind me from time to time
a: i use this organic pineapple enzyme stuff and it does the same thing...and it tastes like soap that's been around for a million years mixed with vodka....it burns your tounge....
but it works
AND APPARENTLY....it's all natural
p: wait
why do you eat it
i thought it would taste like pineapple
a: i dont
...
it just got in my mouth...
on accident...
...
well, why do you mace yourself?
hm?
hm?
hmmmmm?
p: what really happened is that you sat down one sunday morning and decided to finally spread it on a bagel and chow down after smelling it's delicious smells all week.
it didn't turn out quite as good as you had hoped
a: right...damn...how dd you know..
p: i'm smrt
a: yeah, i like to experiment with my bath products...
mix em in drinks...
eat them, snort them...
bake them...
you know, the usual...
p: same with body butter
it's butter
a: haha
yeah
every morning....on my face and on my toast
and i realized
"am i rich now"
i'm not really
but i figure buying stuff from there qualifies
but only facial products
...i still buy dove bar soap.
a: hahahaha
omg, my family and i were just talking about origins stuff on xmas....
p: lol
SOO expensive
and the facial wash burns your eyesssss
a: yeah, that and aveda....but i totally love aveda stuff...
p: i was freaking out and crying and shit
marianne couldn't stop laughing
yeaaaaa
a: I can't stop laughing
haha
hahahhahha
i can just picture you...
lol
frickin hilarious
p: yeaaa
it's like getting maced
but i did it to myself
it kinda sucked
...
but yea
i'm all about origins
even though it does blind me from time to time
a: i use this organic pineapple enzyme stuff and it does the same thing...and it tastes like soap that's been around for a million years mixed with vodka....it burns your tounge....
but it works
AND APPARENTLY....it's all natural
p: wait
why do you eat it
i thought it would taste like pineapple
a: i dont
...
it just got in my mouth...
on accident...
...
well, why do you mace yourself?
hm?
hm?
hmmmmm?
p: what really happened is that you sat down one sunday morning and decided to finally spread it on a bagel and chow down after smelling it's delicious smells all week.
it didn't turn out quite as good as you had hoped
a: right...damn...how dd you know..
p: i'm smrt
a: yeah, i like to experiment with my bath products...
mix em in drinks...
eat them, snort them...
bake them...
you know, the usual...
p: same with body butter
it's butter
a: haha
yeah
every morning....on my face and on my toast
My Dog's on LOST
p: are you at home home, or at your home
a: at MY home
p: oooo
sitting on the couch
under a blanket
furiously waiting for lost
to begin
jan
5th
a: AH!
thats my dog's 14th birthday!
p: lol
YOUR DOG IS SAWYER
a: hahahah
no...COMET
he'd die on the Island...of heat stroke...
he's a husky...
but then again...
p: i lub huskies
polar bears
a: he may fit in because of that....why would a husky be on an island?
p: your dog is one of the oceanic 6
...
my eye is itchy.
a: at MY home
p: oooo
sitting on the couch
under a blanket
furiously waiting for lost
to begin
jan
5th
a: AH!
thats my dog's 14th birthday!
p: lol
YOUR DOG IS SAWYER
a: hahahah
no...COMET
he'd die on the Island...of heat stroke...
he's a husky...
but then again...
p: i lub huskies
polar bears
a: he may fit in because of that....why would a husky be on an island?
p: your dog is one of the oceanic 6
...
my eye is itchy.
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