Eat Your Bath Products

p: so, i'm only buying origins facial products now
and i realized
"am i rich now"
i'm not really
but i figure buying stuff from there qualifies
but only facial products
...i still buy dove bar soap.

a: hahahaha
omg, my family and i were just talking about origins stuff on xmas....

p: lol
SOO expensive
and the facial wash burns your eyesssss

a: yeah, that and aveda....but i totally love aveda stuff...

p: i was freaking out and crying and shit
marianne couldn't stop laughing
yeaaaaa
a: I can't stop laughing
haha
hahahhahha
i can just picture you...
lol
frickin hilarious

p: yeaaa
it's like getting maced
but i did it to myself
it kinda sucked
...
but yea
i'm all about origins
even though it does blind me from time to time

a: i use this organic pineapple enzyme stuff and it does the same thing...and it tastes like soap that's been around for a million years mixed with vodka....it burns your tounge....
but it works
AND APPARENTLY....it's all natural

p: wait
why do you eat it
i thought it would taste like pineapple

a: i dont
...
it just got in my mouth...
on accident...
...
well, why do you mace yourself?
hm?
hm?
hmmmmm?

p: what really happened is that you sat down one sunday morning and decided to finally spread it on a bagel and chow down after smelling it's delicious smells all week.
it didn't turn out quite as good as you had hoped

a: right...damn...how dd you know..

p: i'm smrt

a: yeah, i like to experiment with my bath products...
mix em in drinks...
eat them, snort them...
bake them...
you know, the usual...

p: same with body butter
it's butter

a: haha
yeah
every morning....on my face and on my toast