Hookers are Cool

p: npz

a: wow...is it sad that i knew that you were saying there even though i've never seen that chat acronym before...
or whatever they're called

p: lol
no
what's sadder is one time i was talking to some girl and she wrote something like
'asldkfsffj'
and i was like
'away sorry lying down kinda... etc'

a: omg...

p: yea
she was like
...
you've been online for too long

a: haha
no kidding

p: and i was like
SHUTTUP I'M COOL

a: you are paul....you are cool....

p: that's what I pay the hookers to tell me