a: the guy that delivered the mattress smelled like stale cigars and a night after drinking...mixed with B.O....mixed with unwashed hair
ew
eau de sleepcountry
p: wow
sounds like the beginning of a porno
http://www.paul-lau.com/blog/images/robopaul.png
a: yesssss
p: "you smell"
"i know rite"
bow chica wow wow
a: haha
'wanna test out this mattress i just brought you?'
p: chicka chowww
a: 'i'll give you the red carpet delivery service....'
'if you'll just sign right here....'
'and initial here...'
....'we'll be on our way.'
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