p: i once was working at sephora
and this girl came in and i showed her the edible body glitter
she didn't believe me
but when i showed her it tasted like sugar, she was amazed
then...
i showed her the edible eye glitter
and she promptly ate it
however, it was not edible
and her tongue was covered with glitter
and it was way funny
a: omg
p: it was a friend though
so, it was kinda alright
a: your the worst salesman ever...
im never buying cosmetics from you cause im sure you will convince me, somehow, to eat it....
and i will fall for your ploy
p: because
...
i am evil
DUN DUN DUNnnnn
a: yes, very.
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